10th Annual Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival

Darryl’s Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival continues to elevate the film screening experience to party proportions by encouraging porn star dress up by the audience and offering alcohol in the cinema. Marry that with a delirious smorgasbord of rapid fire silliness of short comedy porn films and you can’t go wrong. This one night, one screening only, features all new films from around the world, classics from years past and a selection from the 69 hour film challenge.

Main Program

Sorority Sluts 3: Spring Break by Johanna Stein (USA)
The end credits of a 1980's porn movie complete with outtakes.
Boob by Honest (USA)
Some boob jobs are bad. Some are evil.
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Trolls by Brianne Nord-Stewart (Canada)
There comes a time in every kid’s life when they realize their parents are up to more than just “cleaning their room”.
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An Evening With Mike and Jessica at the King's Head Inn by David Tamkin (Canada)
A cheeky battle of the sexes at your local pub.
Hard Liquors by June Morrow & Dave Mckay (Canada)
All your favourite hard liquor icons in one steamy sexual romp
Teat Beat of Sex: New Episodes by Signe Baumane (USA)
'Teat Beat of Sex' is a series of short animated "lectures" on sex given by a knowing woman who reveals her most secret thoughts on the most intimate matters. Entertaining, informative and enlightening.
LUBE! by The Envious Frogs (Canada)
A vintage TV Commercial on the joys of Lube!(Tm) personal lubricant.
Top Heavy by Sheena Shand (Canada)
A food fight flick with three crazy gals having a busty good time. Whipped cream and other delights falling all over c-cup cuties caught on Super-8.
Mmilk by Paul Riss (Canada)
A film that asks 'what would it be like if King Kong and Ann Darrow had consummated their relationship'?
Darryl Gold must DIE by Neil Hollands (Canada)
A retrospective of the films of Hard Liquor and Porn Veteran Neil Hollands, showing how he has been screwed by festival founder Darryl Gold on each film. Will this be the last Hard Liquor and Porn Festival?
Films from the 2009 69 Hour Film Challenge
Click here to see the list of films
and many more films, including previous festival favourites...

Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival
Saturday October 17, 2009 9pm
The Bloor Cinema
506 Bloor St., W., Toronto
416-516-2331.
Tickets $20 at the door
Licenced 19+ only